Had an odd experience at my work on Friday. See, I work in the admin section of a university, and we get students complaining all day. It’s their sole reason for existing. “I failed my subject. I BLAME YOU!”, “The Coke machine isn’t working. I BLAME YOU!”, and “I’m having a really bad hair day, my shoelaces keep coming undone, I told my boyfriend/girlfriend to fuck off and I didn’t mean it, and I’m really pissed off that Good News Week has moved to Channel 10, and I BLAME YOU IMPLICITLY!” are all phrases hurled at me every day.

So, it almost didn’t surprise me when everyone in the office I worked in recieved personalised hate mail. Basically, it’s a fresh first year student (gotta love them.. hehe) straight out of Year 12 who is expecting Uni to be a breeze. *ahem* Welcome to tertiary studies, mister. This guy sent all of us personalised attacks on how hard his subjects are, and apparently it’s all our fault too. He just rambled on and on about the Uni and how much he hates it, then he goes all psycho and religious and starts ranting that the Wrath of Satan will strike each and every one of the admin staff over a 3 month period. Well, I’m waiting. (I have a headache today - does that count?)

Also, I bought KMFDM’s CD ‘Agogo’ on Friday. It’s worth it if only for the hilarious cover of U2’s ‘Mysterious Ways’. This KMFDM release brings the total number of KMFDM albums released to 401,507. Honest.

Great Issues of the 20th Century #1: How come, whenever I make one of my rare appearances at McDonalds, and I order a drink and a DRINK ONLY, I get asked if I would “like any drinks with that” ?! This has happened THREE TIMES! The world is McMad and I’m the only one who’s sane. Aieee! Or something.

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