Technicolour Yawn, Indeed
June 5, 1999
Foolproof Ways to Make Yourself Look Like A Dickhead #5812:
Get drunk at a friend’s place, then spew all over their carpet, but catch most of it in your hands. As demonstrated by me at around 10.00pm last night. (Actually, that’s got to be the first time I’ve spewed and it didn’t look like it had peas in it. It was more of a mushroom-y texture on this particular occasion).
How’s this for whacked: when I was at my work on Friday (which is a uni), a woman was rushed out of class because she started having her baby. Appropriately, the class she was in was an Anatomy & Physiology class. Heh.
