It’s now next to official. I’m moving to Sydney in 1 to 3 months time. Of course, I’m going to need a job up there (anyone offering?) It’s a tremendous risk moving up without a job but it’s something I feel like I really want to do. So of course I’m really scraping the barrel skills wise, when it comes to re-writing my resume. I’ve been a little busy writing my resume up tonight, but I found enough time (obviously) to write this:

Skills And Achievements I Think It Would Be Advisable For Me To Leave Off My Resume:
* I’ve got chronic BO
* I slaughtered my work’s biggest clients in a Satanic death ritual
* I kicked a stress ball and almost hit the national director (hang on…)
* I dressed up as a saucy French maid at our annual meeting
* I appeared on TV to complain about how crap my work is
* I use kung fu on any member of staff younger than myself
* I was caught in, uh, ‘relations’ with the photocopying guy
* I crapped in the fax machine and then repeatedly tried to send it through to the other campus of my work
* I once pretended that I only spoke Swedish
* I’ve got a university degree

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