THESE ARE NOT BAGGAGE LOCKERS! THESE ARE NOT BAGGAGE LOCKERS!
August 2, 1999
Recently at my work someone has made the decision to turn one of the male toilets into female toilets. This is causing absolute chaos. The guys, ranting about sexism, continue to pull off the ‘Female’ sign on the door, revealing the ‘Male’ sign underneath. It’s starting to become a unisex toilet - nobody is really too sure who is going in there. I actually as a joke suggested to our director that we place a sign on the door saying ‘Before you enter, check your gender’. He thinks it is a good idea. *shrug*
Most of the females using the toilet can’t figure out why they’ve got a urinary trough in their toilets. I guess it’d make for a nice change, something different? Besides, they’ve probably heard so many jokes about the ‘little yellow lollies’, it’s time they saw them for themselves.
By the way… the next time you visit Melbourne Central train station, keep an eye out for the baggage lockers. There’s an electronic sign with the words BAGGAGE LOCKERS! BAGGAGE LOCKERS! BAGGAGE LOCKERS! scrolling across it. I’d love to get my hands on it and re-program the sign to flash up something like CHEESECAKE! CHEESECAKE! CHEESECAKE! That’d surely confuse people into thinking they were not actually storage compartments but in fact really a tasty dairy dessert.
