Not long until I fly up to Sydney for a weekend. I’m really exited. I’m aiming to steal more than $15 worth of stuff from the Qantas plane I’m flying up on (this was a record set by a friend of mine). Has anyone ever taken more than $15 of stuff from a plane? Let me know, so I have an idea of what to beat. (By the way, food given to you on the flight doesn’t count, but any food you steal from food carts or other people does).

I was reading in the newspaper today that in Britain there’s a new airline opening called Gay Air. As you can probably tell, it’s a gay-friendly airline. The only difference as far as I can tell is that same-sex kissing will be OK on Gay Air flights, and same-sex couples will receive the same discounts as male/female couples do. Fundamentally I personally don’t agree with Gay Air as it segregates people (that’s just my personal opinion), but it got me thinking. All the air stewards on Gay Air will probably have to be heterosexuals. (Um, think about it)

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Jeb Official Bad Things: Avocadoes are evil. I don’t know if they’re even a fruit or a vegetable but they give me the creeps and I don’t like them one bit. One of the scariest places I’ve ever seen was the Avocado World Tourist Park, which is located somewhere on the Pacific Highway between Newcastle and the Gold Coast in Queensland.

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Songs I Want To Create Hard Rock Versions Of, #296:
‘Teardrops’ by Womack and Womack

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Today…

Ms. J: I’ve got four burp-n-fart credits now.
Me: (not really listening) Cool.
(ten seconds pass)
Me: Burp-n-fart credits?
Ms. J: Yeah.
Me: What the hell are burp-n-fart credits?
Ms. J: My boyfriend farted three times last night and burped once. That means I now have four burp-n-fart credits, and can get away with farting or burping real loud four times and get away with it.
Me: Why not just burp and fart anyway? It’s not like I would care.
Ms. J: (sigh) You know nothing about being a woman.
Me: I should bloody hope so.

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