A while ago I had some problems with my tonsils. (Maybe ‘problems’ is too light a word considering my tonsils got so big I started choking on them and had to get an ambulance). Well, I woke up today and they’re starting to flare up. I really have to get these buggers yanked out of […]

Ms. J is an avid reader of the Geelong Advertiser, Geelong’s local newspaper. It’s not tabloid-y enough for me which is probably why I don’t read it. I’m sure most of you at one time or another (for varying reasons) took a look through the phone sex ads in the classified ads section of a […]

Yep, I’m back from Sydney. (Did you know on airplanes, when the oxygen masks drop down, that there’s a little oxygen mask that drops down in the toilet too? How cute is that? See, I do pay attention to the air stewards when they tell you all the safety procedures at the start of the […]

First it was my car – now another inanimate object is making fun of me. Every time I approach the elevators in the lobby at my work, the doors of one of them are usually open. However, just as I’m about to walk into the elevator, it usually shuts in my face and goes scuttling […]

The jokes about my sunburn continue. I’m going to Sydney this weekend to meet Adam for the first time, but today he said to me on the phone:
Adam: I’ll know how to find you at the airport.
Me: How?
Adam: You’ll be the only glow-in-the-dark person in the terminal.
The Rock, however, couldn’t make any more […]

What’s worse than having a bright red sunburnt face? Having a bright red sunburnt face with bright red bags under your eyes.
Yes, I got sunburnt at the Big Day Out on Sunday. I don’t even know how because I put a fair bit of sunscreen on. I went with some mates of mine – […]