Here I am, in Sydney. I haven’t updated my journal for about a week or so because I’ve been moving up here, so I’ll go over the past week. (This may be my longest journal entry yet - it’s the journal equivalent of when you get constipation for ages, and then you finally… er… you […]

Well, it’s St Patrick’s Day tomorrow. Ms. J and The Rock wanted a big group of us to go straight to an Irish pub tomorrow night after work, which on reflection is seeming like a potential bad decision. Think about it. St Patrick’s Day. Where do people go? Irish pubs. Hopefully I’ll at least be […]

It’s St. Patrick’s Day on Friday. I’m sure there is some sort of meaning behind St. Patrick’s Day, but as far as I’m concerned I’m happy to support any event that primarily revolves around drinking. A group of people from work and myself are going out on Friday for a goodbye party thing for myself, […]

There’s nothing better than having arguments in chatrooms with people. The other night I was arguing with this strange character known as ScientologyBoy (age 18). Now, I’ve got nothing against (most) religions, as long as they don’t push their beliefs on me. I think religious beliefs are like genitals - you should only show them […]

I think I outdid myself yesterday at work. I reached into my backpack to get a pen, and stuck it behind my ear. Well, I was about to stick it behind my ear, when I realised I’d pulled out a toothbrush instead of a pen. I don’t even know what the hell a toothbrush was […]

There’s only a week left until I finish my current job. One of the girls who sits in my cubicle pod at work wanted to organise for us all to go to the pub next Friday for a farewell piss-up, but everyone’s lunches are on at different times. So now one of the women are […]

I was on my way to work yesterday morning, driving up the highway, when suddenly the traffic slowed to a 30 kph crawl, in a 70 zone. It seemed everyone was craning their necks out of their car windows at something on the left side of the highway.
Then it dawned on me. The Torquay […]

I spent the weekend in Sydney with Adam… only a few weeks to go until I move up there for good.
Saturday morning:
Waiter at a hotel I was at: So, are you going to the Mardi Gras tonight?
Me: No.
Sunday morning:
Shop assistant: Did you go to the Mardi Gras last night?
Me: NO! […]

Yes, I got a haircut. Anyone who makes comments like ‘Vanilla Ice lives!’ in the guestbook will get beaten up.
The new Torquay McDonalds opens next week. It’s going to be such a laugh, half of Torquay is for it and half is against it, so there’s going to be demonstrations and everything out the […]

Today a workmate of mine sat on a donut.
Workmate: Oh my God - I just sat on a donut!
Me: Who cares about you? Imagine how the poor donut’s feeling.
Are you thinking of trying one of those Cheesy Crust Pizzas? Well, if you think that you’d like to eat something that tastes like a giant version […]

Big changes are ahead for me. I’m quitting my job to move in with my new man in Sydney, Adam. This’ll all happen in around the middle of March. This will prove very interesting as I know as much about Sydney as I do about the clitoris. (Damn you, homosexuality!)
I might have to get […]