Adam and I would love to live in a house in the inner suburbs, but we’re not that rich yet. For now, we’ll continue to rent our unit. Money isn’t the only problem though. We’ve got a few requirements for the house we’d like to live in - the most important requirement is that the […]

Jen’s last day at work was on Friday. However, she hadn’t turned up most of last week because she was sick. Genuinely sick. This doesn’t tend to look good in your last week of your job. When she arrived on Friday morning, she was basically escorted off the premises because my boss thought she was […]

Adam’s having sex with celebrities again. Bad Adam!
Well, not really. But at the pub he’s a bouncer at on Saturday night, there was a private party with lots of Triple J radio announcers present. Adam’s not really sure if it was her or not (she’s definitely a Triple J radio announcer but he’s not quite […]

So how did most of Australia’s highest-ranking politicians celebrate Federation Day, marking 100 years of Australian federation? By leaving the country.
On Thursday morning, I was in a whirlwind trying to get ready for work and still catch the train on time. I was trying to inhale two pieces of toast whole, when I heard a […]

Me: (answers phone) Hello, how can I help you?
My mum: Oh, hello! It’s your mum!
Me: Oh, hi! How’s it going!
My mum: Good! Just calling to say that we’ll meet you outside your work tonight, when you finish. We just arrived in Sydney from our Brisbane holiday.
Me: Um… weren’t you supposed to be visiting tomorrow night?
My […]

This is a ring of Adam’s, featuring the ‘A’ symbol for anarchy.

Adam bought it some years ago because he thought it was a cool ring. He also bought it unaware that it was the symbol for anarchy. He just thought it was the letter A… as in A for Adam. So it became the […]

Train timetables are a great thing. They’re even better if the train drivers have seen them too, although I guess timetables are a new concept to most Sydney train drivers. Every day I get to work on time just by the skin of my teeth (yes, I have a rare condition which results in skin […]