Archive for September, 2000

When General Waste Attacks

Wednesday, September 27th, 2000

You don’t feel cold during chilly weather if you think about it properly. The key is - think of the weather as crisp, brisk or refreshing; rather than miserable or wet.
This is what I was thinking right before the garbage bin hit my head.
I was walking to the train station and a garbage truck was […]

The Coming Out Game™

Friday, September 22nd, 2000

A while back, our mate Cam came out as a gay guy to four people within 24 hours. Thus, The Coming Out Game was incepted.
Not to be outdone, I succesfully came out to five people within 24 hours. You get double points for a bad reaction, and I got a reaction that was mildly offputting, […]

My Life Without Handball

Tuesday, September 19th, 2000

Listen very carefully!
Do you hear that faint, muffled, whimpering sound?
It’s poor old Tina Arena. See, she thought she could resurrect her career with this whole Opening Ceremony thing, but no. Sorry, Tina. Not even the Japanese bought it this time. The images of you jumping around in a bosomy dress shouting ‘I Want Your Body’ […]

Welcome to Horse Crap City

Sunday, September 17th, 2000

The Sydney public transport system seems to be surviving the Olympics fine. I guess Sydney residents were secretly hoping things would majorly stuff up, and then the world would see how bad our train system is - thus forcing the government to upgrade it sufficiently. However, there is a reason why things are running well.
Sydney […]

Small Talker

Monday, September 11th, 2000

I still don’t bloody know if I’ve got my job or not yet. I was promised by the job agency that they would let me know last week, and ‘if they hadn’t called by end of Friday, ring us back’. I rang on Friday afternoon only to be told that the guy handling my application […]

Hello, I have crabs. Hire me!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2000

If I don’t get this job, I’m kinda screwed. I haven’t even been told that I have the job, but I’m walking around like I already do.
Well… there WAS only one other person interviewed for the job, after all. Also, the guy at the recruitment agency said it’s looking ‘very, very positive’ for me. Unfortunately, […]