Mum: How did you ever manage when you were a teenager?
Me: What do you mean?
Mum: Surely you didn’t go all your teenage years without knowing any other gay guys.
Me: Oh, I had a few friends.
Mum: So… hmm. How does all that work, then?
Me: What?
Mum: How do you meet them?
Me: It was usually from the internet […]

I’ve learnt the hard way that VMM32.VXD is apparently vital if you want a Windows 98 machine to boot up. I’m not sure why I was messing around with it. I don’t specifically remember actually making a point of messing around with it in the first place, but a few days ago - it was […]

After my drunken weekend shenanigans, I decided to tell my mates at work about the Throwing Up In A Garbage Bin incident, but to modify it slightly. I decided I’d make it sound like I was genuinely sick, and that I was sick at Central train station instead of in the city itself.
Big Mo: Are […]

Amber: Hello, I’m Amber!
Me: Hi.
Amber: I’m going to be your waitress todayyyy! (trills)
Big Mo: (grimacing) Ugh. Okay.
Amber: I just moved up to Sydney, you know! And stuff!
Me: From the USA?
Amber: YEAHHHH! (giggles)
Big Mo: Did you waitress over there too?
Amber: Why YES!
Me: Cool.
Amber: I used to work by the ocean at a seafood restaraunt.
Big Mo: Okay. […]