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Finally, we’ve figured out how to beat Coke: by adding alcohol to our drinks!
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When our group at work goes outside for a cigarette break, I usually trundle along behind them. They’re not rude enough to exclude me from the cigarette crew, but everyone knows I don’t fit in because […]

At first, when I was clearing the junk from on top of the fridge, it looked like marshmallow. Mmm, I thought. Marshmallow. However I did think it was a trifle strange that it was sitting in a coffee mug.
I grabbed the mug to take a closer look, and peered into it. After prodding the contents […]

‘Hello? HELLO!’ the insane Italian woman rapped on our door. When we didn’t answer because we’re so scared of her, she moved on to all the other units in our building. Not one person dared answer their door.
This is the insane woman who tried to enter Adam and my unit without my permission, as she […]

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Just when you thought we provided every good or service known to man… you were WRONG!
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The humidity in Sydney this time of year causes intermittent rain. Sydney’s rain in humid weather doesn’t pour down - it kinda leaks like a weeping sore.
There was apparently some big hail storm over […]