Jeb Umbrella Catalogue 2002
February 4, 2002
Hi, umbrella lovers! Wait until you see our new ‘n improved models for the new year! It may be grey skies and rainy days - but that’s exactly what you want, to show off your new 2002 Jeb Umbrella!
ManBrella™ 2002
This year’s model of the supersized umbrella for the real man, ManBrella™, features masculine curves which have been aerodynamically designed to vaguely appear as enormous biceps - sure to get everyone out of your way on a wet pavement! ManBrella™: When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Pull Out A ManBrella™.
PowerBrella™ 2002
The umbrella of choice for today’s power-businesswoman has been updated for the new year with arresting and garish bright colours - many involving hot pink! Leather-lined rim optional extra. PowerBrella™: You, a PowerBrella™ and a latte: Completely Unstoppable.
PowerBrella CEO™ 2002
For the true big business heavyweight woman who wants to basically scare the shit out of her inferiors, the new PowerBrella CEO™ can fire small pins from the tips of the umbrella at will. Perfect for that little shit in dispatch who talks to your chest. PowerBrella CEO™: You, a PowerBrella CEO™ and a latte: Completely Unstoppable, With An Illegal Weapon To Boot.
SmokumBrella™ 2002
The most popular new addition to the World Wide Jeb Umbrellas catalogue of last year! This cute but functional miniture umbrella protects your cigarette not only from rain, but also wind when you’re lighting up! In the office, it also doubles up as a useful set of tweezers! SmokumBrella™: Big Rain Pouring, But You Still Smokum Peace Pipe!
BodyBrella™ 2002
We took the famous - but technically inferior - disposable plastic overcoat, and transformed it into a futuristic, see-through heavy-duty plastic suit, with an oversized umbrella hat! Guaranteed to keep you dry! BodyBrella™: Snug’as A Condom!
BodyBrella Baby™ 2002
A brand new model of BodyBrella Baby, the all-body body suit made especially for toddlers! This year’s model now features breathing holes, by popular request. BodyBrella Baby™: NNNGGGHHHAACKKKK!
