Wary as I am of such nerd-herding events as Consumer Electronics Shows, the vast and promising expanse of a weekday off work propelled me to the event regardless. It seemed like a pretty cool event.
Yet I was quick to discover this was by and large to be populated by vaguely outdated gadgets with internet connectivity […]

Every evening on the cursed route I elect to walk home from work, I encounter the same greasy little balding offensive man whose penis undoubtedly resembles a fun-size Mars bar. I’ve attempted to navigate home via an alternative route, but this involves traversing around lots of eager cyclists.
I mean, sure; if we don’t drive cars […]

At least there’s no longer that niggling hindrance which requires me to individually track how much each employee of the company I work at knows about my personal life. Adam’s either a ‘flatmate’ or a ‘manfuck’, depending on how much the person involved knows.
However, at some post-works drinks last week, one random staff member playfully […]

Adam and I are now happily situated in our new apartment - all moved in without a problem.
Initially, we were fascinated by this building: everyone here is so friendly. It doesn’t matter who you travel in the elevator with, they’ll be more than happy to share their clubbing plans for the evening with you, explain […]