Happy Fraudulent Birthday
July 17, 2002
It’s my twenty-third birthday! Many thanks to all friends who thrust humble gift-type objects in my general direction.
To Adam, for the dinner conducted at high altitude in a bona fide rotating restaraunt.
To my parents, for the thoughtful and slightly worrying clothing.
To my little sister, for the aromatic “manly” exfoliation kit which still makes me wonder if you’ve drawn unecessary conclusions about my sexuality.
But most of all, to Paypal, who graciously allowed an anonymous shady character to hack into my account and festively transfer every single cent to my name into their own Paypal account. Almost $150 for every year I’ve lived exactly - cheers!
Here’s to many more years of the same!
