Some friends of mine already know about this and have likely already chortled at my astounding lack of basic knowledge. I’ve now been forced to post this here too because I lost a, uh… bet.

Look. The simple story is that I forgot the word “prostate” when I was trying to explain something to a friend. In order to remember what the word was, I was forced to undergo the indignity of searching Google for “anus walnut”.

Anus walnut.

There. I’ve said it. You want me to hand in my official Homosexuality membership card now? Lop off my balls or something?

For Christ’s sake.

You know what? In Google’s headquarters, they have a giant screen in their reception area scrolling across what people are currently searching for on Google.

Some important business figure has probably just walked into Google. And what has he seen? Anus walnut.

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