Also, where does Mrs Muscle fit into this?
On TV just now: “Mr Muscle loves the jobs you hate.”
Such as what? Returning DVDs to Blockbuster? Cunnilingus? Going to work? Actually, I probably could send a bottle of Mr Muscle to work in my place, and nobody would notice.

January 23rd, 2005 at 11:40 am
Reasons I’m a Horrible Person #1: I just read this, and my first thought that this is one of the funniest things I have ever read from anyone. This isn’t horrible, I know - HOWEVER: My very second thought was extreme envy that I didn’t think of it first. And then I started coveting the whole paragraph. That’s, like, two sins at once. Lucky I didn’t blaspheme during this process, or I’d have a hat trick.
January 23rd, 2005 at 11:42 am
We should set up a content sharing agreement :P Please feel free to rebroadcast at will over Canberra ;)