There’s a Neon Ballroom Coming Up my Throat
Daniel Johns is suddenly buff and it’s repulsive. Did he swap his anti-depressants for roids? Will the next Dissociatives album transcend the only echelon of sonic scrotum they’re yet to conquer, and release some sort of Andrew WK-style album?

January 31st, 2005 at 3:28 pm
haha!
and what the hell is with that hat?
January 31st, 2005 at 8:52 pm
Holy cow. He is becoming a little Scott Weiland like. I wonder if he is shooting heroin as well?
January 31st, 2005 at 11:44 pm
Well, this is what FTMs do, don’t they? They butch up as much as they can once they’ve gotten the surgical transition. Muscles, a goatee made from grafted pubes — it’s all part of the plan to make us forget that he is a delicate lady. Give it up, Daniel, we all remember what you looked like in the Frogstomp days. I think he might be the almost-aborted but vastly unmarketable Hanson daughter or perhaps the shunned Olsen triplet.
February 1st, 2005 at 3:15 pm
he’s not huge, he’s just non-sick looking now. how this relates to anything else, i’m not quite sure.
February 1st, 2005 at 3:17 pm
I’m just concerned he’ll continue to get bigger and bigger, and become a rock meathead.
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