And unoriginal.

I have this conversation with every gay dude who finds out about my phimosis…

I don’t want to chop it - I just have a very bad case. Stretching is not even an option… I’ve even checked if I can just get a little cut (which often also fixes the problem). But nay. A full chop is the only way.

GPs can’t do the operation (at least, not in Victoria and NSW anyway). But Christ, I wish they could. It’d make things a lot easier. I’m not about to fork out for private health insurance, and finding a public hospital here who would undertake the operation was a struggle, and, and *breathes into paper bag*….

I’ve just had “just stretch it” said to me too many times ;)

What’s that, manorexically thin?

As for the phimosis, just stretch it out slowly. I think they also give a steroid cream to help thin the… tightness. If a vagina can stretch out a baby, your cock-skin can stretch out a penis head.

(If the worst comes to worst though, I thought GPs can do circumcisions? It’s only like, a little nick and tuck right? Get a referral for a Urologist and claim it back if you have to. Fun times ahead!)