Soul Weaver
February 19, 2005
ADAM (practicing combat moves): Stay away! Don’t fuck with me! Or I’ll take your soul!
JEB (distractedly looking up from TV guide): I need my soul.
ADAM: I am a soul weaver! Rarrgh!
JEB: ….don’t you mean soul reaver? As in, that Playstation game?
ADAM: NO. (angry pause) Soul weaver.
JEB: So what, you make soul jumpers or something?
ADAM: What are you talking about? I have a soul mill to take care of that. In hell.
