Tonight’s Perve Viewing
1. The NRL Footy Show, to see the Chief. But Chief! WTF have you done to your hair since I last saw you three years ago! Back to the spikes or cap please!
2. Country Music Australia Channel. I’m no fan of country music, but tonight realised that most male country singers = teh hot.
3. Back to the NRL Footy Show. Many hot NRL players.
4. Some show on MTV called Dismissed. A woefully condescending and cruel reality dating show, but with endlessly hot and questionably aged contestants.
5. The guy who hosts the late edition of Fox Sports News. Ashamedly, it’s not the first time I’ve tuned in to this edition of Sports News, simply to watch this guy.
6. Imagine if the Chief hosted Deal or No Deal and didn’t have old-man-hair anymore. I would be, god, probably writing fanfic or something.
7. If I drink more, even every old man picture of the Beam family on the bottle will probably seem attractive.
8. There is no such thing as an attractive music channel host.
9. Now the AFL Footy Show is on, but my brain automatically kicks into sport mode, and fails to find any AFL player hornworthy. Weird. AFL is for sport, NRL is for perve.
10. There’s now a hot stock analyst on Bloomberg Business and I can’t stop watching… him, in conjunction with the fourteen scrolling tickers on the screen are fucking hypnotising.
Lordy, will I regret posting this in the morning.
March 18th, 2005 at 12:48 am
Interesting. I find NRL players to be ugly caulifloured eared ugly mofos! and AFL players to be lean and sexy sporting men!
March 18th, 2005 at 2:22 am
the chief RULES! he is hoTT. so he’s still around? that is kinda reassuring in this crazzzzzzy world :)
March 18th, 2005 at 2:26 am
He looks all weird and ugly now though. His hair is all flat which automatically makes him look awful. I shall have to tide myself with NIB ads exclusively :(
March 18th, 2005 at 7:31 am
I agree with Ben.
March 18th, 2005 at 8:57 am
I used to be OBSESSED with theChief when I was in high school! I have part of the shirt he wore to the 1797 Grand Final tickertape parade in Newcastle. My sister, myself and a couple of other girls literally tore it from his body.
And I have touched his arse. Well, grabbed it. In his prime playing days it was literally like a rock. You could smash plates on it.
Now me is just a bid scaredy cat family man. So sad. :(
March 18th, 2005 at 8:57 am
Oh and you know I means 1997.
March 19th, 2005 at 2:40 pm
Yay! I’m not alone in my love of the Chief, although he used to be much hotter, just like how Ian Roberts used to not have a caved-in face. He is seriously strange looking in Dancing with the “stars”.
Sonny Bill Williams is my current NRL obsession.
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