I’m sick of slowly nodding and sliding into a sly, uneasy, knowing grin whenever someone mentions that something’s “just like that scene in (wildly acclaimed cinematic classic)!”
So here we go: I’m not a movie person.
I’ve never seen any of the Godfather movies. I’ve seen the Star Wars movies once each (and apparently traversed some thin […]

Biscuits, chips, lollies… these are all contraband in our currently fitness-focused home. What this really means is that I occasionally sneak in a bag of chips at work, or smuggle a box of Shapes into the borderline of our house when Adam’s out.
Of course, truth be told, I’ll invariably get busted: if I’ve been scoffing […]

Occasionally I catch a train from Newtown to work. Newtown’s a happy, ragtag jumble of uni students, goths, ferals, women who rediscover or redefine their sexuality on a biweekly basis and can’t help but monotonously explain this in great detail to everyone near them, Lifestyle Channel obsessives and homos. It’s one of the few inner […]

I’ve just finished adding about 350 of my old blog entries from over the years. Christ, was I obsessed with junk food at age 19, or what?
Anyway - feel free to comment away in the newly created nooks and crannies. Nobody will likely see your murmurings except I.

Over many liquid refreshments last night, an angry friend of mine was recalling a tale of some mutual friends who visited the States some time ago. It seems that our North American friends truly are fans of immortalising regular, healthy food into shiny, golden greaseballs of any sort.
So much so, in fact, that our friends […]

Why are whores in songs always dirty - why can’t singers pen lines like “I met a whore, she was kind of clean and nice”?

That’s right, fuckers! Adult circumcision action is happening on Monday the 9th of May. Mark it in your calendar! Circle it in red! Draw an inappropriate doodle of a, er… doodle next to it!
Finally, my dumb dick will be fixed. I’m off to the very tip of the Blue Mountains for the operation, which feels […]

Occasionally, Foxtel will unlock some of their channels - usually the movie channels - as a special promotion over a weekend. Since last night, we noticed that the movie channels are currently free to view (we don’t normally subscribe to them).
The odd thing was, I couldn’t find any scrap of information about a Foxtel promotion […]

Look, as much as I may gripe about work and the shoddy vendors we deal with; the beauty of shoddy vendors is their shoddy methods of doing business.
There’s one new vendor who I often need to phone to escalate customer complaints, so he can resolve any product complaints directly with customers. The problem is that […]

I’ve been downloading episodes of Lost as they’re screened in America, which is resulting in any conversation about the show with my mates going something like:
Jeb: You HAVE to see this week’s episode of Lost. Locke goes out int-
Friend: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPOILING HOMO!
There’s nobody else I know who is watching the episodes […]