Satisfaction
Swigging bourbon straight from the bottle, watching footy on Foxtel (while I wear a Cats guernsey and pump my fist in the air), with my fella sleeping upstairs… how much better does it get?
(Answer: not much, when you’re due for an awful operation in four days)
May 6th, 2005 at 11:33 am
oh no, an operation?! alcohol poisoning?
May 6th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
He’s getting a penis reduction. Of sorts.
May 6th, 2005 at 11:58 pm
I guess you could could say I’m hopping on the Jeb bandwagon fairly late in the piece, but you please humour me, and let me know:
Exactly why is it that you are getting an adult circumcision?
May 7th, 2005 at 12:11 am
I’ve got a foreskin that won’t retract, and no amount of “natural treatment’ can fix the problem.