Happy Virtual MSPAINT.EXE Birthday!
It’s my birthday! And all I’m asking for as presents, are gifts created entirely in Microsoft Paint. EMAIL ME YOUR BADLY DRAWN YET LUCRATIVE PREZZIES IMMEDIATELY!
Go on, fire up crappy ole Microsoft Paint and wack something up, then send it to me: jeb at tastes like drunk dot com. I’ll post my birthday swag showcase here shortly.
Cheers guv.

July 17th, 2005 at 9:52 am
I honestly can’t be bothered with MS Paint since I’m re-reading Harry Potter.
However, I raise my glass to you (yes, it’s 9:49am and I’m drinking…that’s what Sunday mornings are for). Happy Birthday Jeb!!
July 19th, 2005 at 9:51 am
Sent.