I think you made a shit product by mistake. Har-har.
Nintendo DSesesetheth are only $175. Nintendo is the KING of shit puzzle games… with this price, I want one so hard that it makes me spring a leak. 1-UP.
I am viewing Serenity tomorrow. I want to hug a man named Jayne.
Some Space Ghost Coast to […]

…but I don’t have a cat, Buffy memorabilia, a comics collection, a freshly baked cake, Flickrrhea, a motorbike, the lack of self-respect required to produce photos of your own genitals for Gaydar, or a self-made Harry Potter costume.
So, patently, I have no need for a camera, as far as the internet goes.
Meanwhile, anyone else on […]

It looks like Adam’s landed a full time job at a pretty big ad agency, which is great. Now he can help create propaganda and make bad things seem good on a full time basis! A classic example is Liquorland opening tiny “Express” stores, while trumpeting that the new stores have a…
Streamlined selection for easy […]

I was lucky enough to see Nine Inch Nails last night… that’s definitely going on my top 5 gigs of all time. Unfortunately, this morning my hearing is still shot to shit, so I can only communicate via nautical flags for now.
I’m not so sure about this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. Yeah, I […]

Just when I’m happily taking my time on a leisurely, ambling Sunday afternoon walk, I hear this awful noise from behind a fence: a cat retching its guts out.
Upon noticing my presence, it puts the regurgitation on pause, and angrily stumbles in front of me, glares intensely, then vomits profusely.
It’s one thing to notice some […]

So my experiment to stay continuously drunk nine days straight has hit a slight snag. Occasionally I keep passing out and waking up sober. Everything is now refined to staying drunk at least 80% of the time, during PM hours. And I think I’m at least halfway successful in that respect.
Of course, being smashed and […]